They say you can never go Home...

Soldiers of Sparta were allowed to return home after lost battles, only if carried dead upon their shields. I'm convinced this is a more practical and time-saving way to go about it.

Saturday, June 26, 2004

Southern Bathrooms

Some people would disagree with me when I insist that Florida is indeed part of The South. I would challenge these nay-sayers to go to a restaurant, drink some sweet tea, and reflect upon the strength of their convictions from the comfort of the establishment's facilities. Nowhere is supporting evidence for annexation of Florida to the South more visible than in Her Bathrooms. Because nothing says The South quite like a piss-riddled toilet.