They say you can never go Home...

Soldiers of Sparta were allowed to return home after lost battles, only if carried dead upon their shields. I'm convinced this is a more practical and time-saving way to go about it.

Friday, August 20, 2004

Clearly Not Interested In Attracting New Membership

It's official. The Catholic Church has lost their collective minds.

Denying a sick kid Holy Communion? That's up there with defrauding the elderly and stealing from orphans.

Is the Catholic Church even INTERESTED in preserving the members they've got? Oh, I forgot--the vague sense of guilt about EVERYTHING and a lifetime of sex drive suppression should be enough to really keep Her members squatting in the pews. This whole molestation "thing" will blow over in NO TIME FLAT.