They say you can never go Home...

Soldiers of Sparta were allowed to return home after lost battles, only if carried dead upon their shields. I'm convinced this is a more practical and time-saving way to go about it.

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Italian Men

I've got an answer for you, MSN! It's because we have all inherited the Cheap Ass Mo-Fo gene! (It's on locus #24, right next to the gene for Back Hair and the Prone To Overeating gene. May also be found in the vicinity of the Most Likely will Drive a Camaro chromosome and the No one is EVER going to sleep with you if you insist upon sleeping on those silk sheets, You Weenie gene.)