They say you can never go Home...

Soldiers of Sparta were allowed to return home after lost battles, only if carried dead upon their shields. I'm convinced this is a more practical and time-saving way to go about it.

Sunday, August 01, 2004


On Friday, I was alerted by Dad via Nextel DirectConnect, only to have the proprietress, (with whom I was working) ask for my phone, and then subsequently moan into it, "Uh, we're kind of busy right now!" while faking an orgasm. My dad was terribly confused, and then embarassed. For me, on the other hand, this was pretty much the highlight of my week.