They say you can never go Home...

Soldiers of Sparta were allowed to return home after lost battles, only if carried dead upon their shields. I'm convinced this is a more practical and time-saving way to go about it.

Saturday, December 11, 2004

The New America

World, I give you Anne Coulter and Tucker Carlson, two humans* who open their mouths only to have a big, steaming turd fall out.

I would like to exile these people to Canada, where the good folks there can kill them. (With kindness, of course.)


*And by humans, I mean vituperative, mindless, wastes of extracellular fluid, dumber than a sack of hair, flatulent gas bags.