They say you can never go Home...

Soldiers of Sparta were allowed to return home after lost battles, only if carried dead upon their shields. I'm convinced this is a more practical and time-saving way to go about it.

Monday, January 17, 2005

One of my favorite books when I was a kid was King Midas and his Magic Touch. I can’t remember if it was part of a curse that ended up being a Lesson Learned, or what, but at the moment, I feel like King Midas’ antithesis. But rather than everything I touch turning to gold, it instead turns to shit.